There are no shortage of threads trying to compare and evaluate various Ontario law schools, but conventional methodologies suffer from a number of problems.  I mean, yes, Bay street hiring and admission stats are interesting, but they tell you nothing about the school.  So I've come up with a new method for ranking schools, based on an unambiguous indicia of school quality, namely the likelihood of being eaten by a Polar Bear at each school.  Because, let's face it, getting eaten by a Polar Bea