Thankfully I did get in!
I actually did start one for this year. However, it is admittedly a mess as I lost interest after realizing they were clearly deviating from the suspected index formula. I now do not have the time to fix/continue with it. Hopefully someone will do it for next year's applicants.
So you start with a protein BLAST search for all the proteins containing the amino acid sequence 'LAWYER', take your handy dandy genetic code chart (below for ease of reference) to work out all the permutations of the codons capable of producing that sequence, and then run a nucleotide BLAST search and make sure you have all of those genes. Guaranteed to be a great lawyer but probably a shit geneticist (even moreso if you trained as a biochemist but are making grand statements about genetics).